I hate spam

Okay, maybe I'm by myself here ( I doubt it), but what is up with all the spam email I keep getting?? I mean, I'll log onto my account and it'll say "53 messages to transfer" and I know that maybe three of them are actual emails I want to read. I know I'm on a mailing list - nearly everyone in the world is - but one thing I'd like to know is where did these guys get their random name generator? Some of these emails have names like "Shirlee Jackson" or "Tolliver Banson" in the 'from' field. It's weird.

Here, in no certain order, are some of the things I'm regularly offered via spam:

Breast reduction (hey, I know I'm fat, but this is just mean!)

Refinance my mortgage (I'm going to trust one of the most impotrant decisions of my life to some joker on the 'net?)

Buy Human Growth Hormone

See live webcams of sorority girls

See live webcams of (shudder) girls doing it with farm animals (JEEZ!! What kind of a mailing list am I on??!!)

Get my horoscope delivered via email each day

The latest news from the Church of Scientology - I'm not a member!

Breast enlargement (Huh?)

and finally:Penis enlargement (do these people know something I don't?)

Gotta go to the Holiday party (a.k.a interminably long meeting) at Barnes & Noble. Talk to you later!
~Rob